Some lessons that I have learned in my first month of being a father
-No black ops, covert assassin, SEAL team member, or ninja is anywhere near as stealthy as a father who has just put his child to sleep. After our little guy goes to sleep I could step on a cactus without making a sound. I would jump on top of a ringing cell phone to shield it the way one shields their crew mates from a grenade. I didn't realize the fragility of the situation until I was in it.
-The only way to get through a 3am poop filled diaper is to remember third grade. Remember when you would make fart jokes and laugh at a dog pooping. Reconnect with your own childhood to get through theirs.
-Hearing a baby cry isn't nearly as heart breaking as seeing the tears. During the first few weeks our guy didn't have any tears and I thought to myself it's not too bad. Once those ducts developed it was all over and I melted like an ice cream cone on a hot afternoon.